Kayben Huh?

Congrats to Air Force for demolishing Houston in the Armed Forces Bowl….

We got our asses handed to us, nuff said.

It shall be a sad day indeed. =[

maryxbby:

kaybenhuh:

maryxbby:

xjaylaaaaa:

jayvelynnnx:

(via blogsecret)

I’ll be your friend.

AWWW. THANKS KEVIN!! Thanks for the birthday wish too(: Still at AMC?

You’re welcome! =]

No mam! I work at Yia Yia Mary’s now =]

maryxbby:

xjaylaaaaa:

jayvelynnnx:

(via blogsecret)

I’ll be your friend.

On another trip to work (apparently I’ve become a workaholic) I saw a bumper sticker this morning and it read:

God bless us all.
No exceptions.

I must say that kinda made my morning since work has been kinda tiring and somewhat aggravating.

So I was talking with a lisp today because I painfully bit the back of my tongue the other day and it stings like a mother.

I bet all of my guests thought I was an idiot or some cartoon character.  Even I knew I sounded like a complete dork but I couldn’t help it!

AHHH it still hurts and I still sound like Mike Tyson.

So I worked a double shift today from 10am and got home around 10pm and it was probably the most intense shit I’ve had to work through.

I had to take a table of 15 that luckily went down to 12, but I’ve never had to have a table that was larger than 6 and that was with 4 adults and 2 kids.  This was 12 adults!  And food took forever and a day to come out because no one anticipated such a crowd and toward the end we just ran out of food.  I felt bad for my guests but was so glad that they did not get angry and impatient. THANK YOU!

I really praise my coworkers because they said it only gets worse and I’m pretty sure they had to go though what I went through but multiplied times 10!  I must watch and learn.

thefrogman:

“We must acquire a larger vessel.”
- Jaws

“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”
- Snakes on a Plane

“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”
- Die Hard 1,2,3,4

“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.”
- Planet of the Apes

“There is a herptile in my western footwear!”
- Toy Story

“I shall return.”
- Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

“I am now fully versed in the combat stylings of “Kung Fu.”
- The Matrix

“I do wish I could cease committing acts of sodomy unto your delightful buttocks.”
- Brokeback Mountain

“My dearest apologies Captain, I have configured this vessel to it’s maximum efficiency. Alas, if you wish me to attempt to defy the laws of physics, I shall increase my efforts.”
- various Star Trek movies and episodes

“Does Marsellus Wallace match the appearance of a female canine? Then why is it, good sir, that you are attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?”
- Pulp Fiction

“I do not believe that is an orbiting planetary body, but in fact a massive facility constructed exclusively for use in space.”
-Star Wars: A New Hope

“Oh dear. I do believe that when we dined on this soylent green, the main ingredient was in fact human beings. In its defense, twas better than English food.”
- Soylent Green

“I say to thee honestly milady, I am an indifferent.”
- Gone With the Wind

“It’s an elaborate ruse!”
- Return of the Jedi

“Miss Scarlett, I regret to inform you that I am uneducated in the field of obstetrics.”
- Gone With the Wind

“Fare thee well, infant.”
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Did you get them all? Have any to add?

Now this is funny

maryxbby:

The hospital called me in bright and early this morning, to check up on me since the incident happened, and I’m doing better than ever! =)

Oh no! Sounds kind of scary!  But I hope everything is okay!

Last time I went to the hospital, I left in a cast.  Summer was ruined that year XD.

Waiting tables is doing very well for me =]