Kayben Huh?

It feels different wearing a real leather belt than my usual orange and pink canvas one.

I punch walls and steel doors when I get angry.

Lately I’ve been doing that too much.

My knuckles hurt.

So I greeted some lady today and asked if she would like to know the features of the day and she said “No, I would not like to hear them, I’m ready to order” all sarcastic and shit and I respond “Oh, that’s okay if you don’t want to, what would you like”?  Then she says I don’t like your disposition, get me another server and get me your manager.

Fuck you egotistical bitch, fuck you. 
Seriously, you thought I was being sarcastic and shit?
Fuck you, never come back.

People were some serious assholes at work today.

Not to self:

Never have coffee, spicy fried rice and powder sugar beingets for breakfast ever again.

Stomach still hurts ohhh.

It tastes like burninggggg - Ralph Wiggum

This word will make any sentence funny if you’ve seen the video of it’s origin.

Call da amberlamps.

Woo my last 3 days off from work and 1 to go! 4 days off have been and will be nice but if I’m not working hard at the restaurant I’m working hard at school!

This embodies what my mom and dad taught me. Get good grades and make money respectively.

I don’t want a refined diamond.

I want the diamond in the sand; the one no one has found or cared to look for.

Better yet, I want the clump of coal and I shall transform it into a beautiful diamond.

Yep.

Fuck you chemistry!

And

Bring da amberlamps!

I do it for the love not the game!