Kayben Huh?

Summary of last night:

Rednecks came in to work about 20 minutes before we close.  The came from a Rockets game.  2 of them were drunk already and they were being assholes.  One of the guys actually went to sit with these two girls who had to be at least 17,18 maybe 19 years old.  This dude was a grown ass man and he was scaring they girls.  They wanted more alcohol and were so rude.  Manager said that he could not serve them any more alcohol because they were already drunk and then they asked him if they could speak to the manager.  My manager replied with a smile and said I am the manager.  That was badass!  The rednecks got pissed off and left $155 for their $153.28 tab.  They left me a fucking $1.72 tip, but it’s not even about the money (although I have to pay 3.5% of their tab back to the restaurant).  It’s just that their behavior was simply inexcusable. 

All I got to say is fuck you motherfuckers.  My only regret was not treating you like the sons of bitches that you are.  I sincerely hope that you assholes never come back and suffer dire consequences from your alcoholism.  I have so much more anger and fired filled words, but I’m gonna end it here.

I believe the trajectory of my physics grade is going down after my first test. 

Well, damn!

I find myself saying this all too often.

This song is badass!

I feel like a badass doing this!

That’s a badass shirt!

I don’t need to study because I am a badass!

Time to upgrade my vocabulary.